Frootbat Friday!

So I went over to the Lap Lady yesterday and decided it was time for a talk. I opened the conversation with a loud MeeeerrOOOOW. Followed by a merrrr, repeated 5-6 times. This is what I do when we need to talk.

I told her to wake up and smell the cat nip, I'm NOT skinny. Sure, as compared to most other cats I'm thin but my breeder says I'm a great weight and I feel and act completely normally.

Still, she did not believe me and continued to poke at my disappearing front-butt.

I sighed, started purring and lead her over to the computer where I continually hit the 000000000000000 key while she was trying to log into blogger. This made her go look at pictures of me to help me with my posting. A few more meows and she was on the right track.

The evidence shows that I am the same body size and structure that I was in November. It was December-early March where I put on a few....ahem...Holiday pounds. Its true...I was the definition of "Baby Got Back" for a while. Really, it wasn't all that flattering to have such a thin front and and such a big "Look at Me Boo-tay".

Lets just say the Lap Lady now thinks I'm just fine but is still making me eat all of my stinky goodness. That's fine with me!

Tummy Tuesday

Here you go Mao, you asked for pictures! Obviously my tummy is very soft and pink and squishy. Is squishy good or bad? It does look like a front butt and the Tall Man calls me Front Butt a lot.

Front butt

Tummy Tuesday

Here is the proof of my "front butt" as the Tall Man calls it. Its always been there, even before I had my lady parts removed. I wish they did a full tummy tuck when they removed my parts but they didn't. It is very squishy and jiggly and swings back and forth when I walk.

I can't get too mad at the Tall Man because he massaged my body a lot last night and then played with my favorite toy (and no, they haven't gotten me a new one yet- lazy people!!). I leapt around and had lots of fun. I like when he plays with us kitties because he gives us his undivided attention for an hour and we all get equal turns.