7.05.2007

I've been violated

*****Note of caution, I'm a little freaked out so this may sound like something Tripper would write.****

I know I'm not the first or last cat to be violated but it was not fun. They stuck that thing up my butt and it was horrible! I tried to wiggle away and purr but it didn't work because the Lap Lady was holding my neck scruff.

Then the VET was going to put me in the SINK and give me a BATH!!! I swear he was so I had to climb up his shoulders and sit on them (he is even taller than the Tall Man!) *Note from LL: he was trying to distract her so he could hear her heart beat because she purrs too loudly*

Then he stuck me in the arm and it HURT and then it oozed out because he just went right through my skin flap on my front right leg so he had to stick me AGAIN and I got this huge fluid welt thing but it seems to have gone away now.

They said I have to go back in 3 weeks for my rabies shot. I do not want to get stuck again!!! This is torture.

I also have my official stomatis diagnosis which is of course related to my herpes virus and my meezer-jeans. I tried to tell them I do not like to wear clothes and if I did I wouldn't wear jeans but then I thought if I had to wear jeans I guess meezer-jeans would be OK. But because of this stomatis I have to have pulse anti-biotics every month to help my gums and teeth.

Watch out Lap Lady- icky liquid is coming your way by way of my mouth when you try to give itto me.

16 comments:

Lux said...

O yikes, Kaze! This news has me all atremble!

Daisy said...

Oh, Kaze! ::eyes go round as saucers:: That is very very very terrible! Here, let me comfort you ::pats Kaze gently on the back::
Those stings in the arm are hurty!

ps: Can you tell me where to get some of them meezer-jeans?

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Hi Kaze... That was one scary story. You're so brave to withstand it all.

But just a note... take your medicines. It will help you!

love, Pearl.

Caesar and Princess said...

Kaze you pooor kitty. What a horrific day. We are so sorry for your suffering. We hate shots they make us scream.

We love you and hope you recover from your trauma very soon

*~Princess

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

Oh that's awful. Cha-Ching has to go to the vet today too. He has oozy eyes that Mommy thinks may be the herpes virus. She doesn't know much about it but Aunty Janette knows alot about kitties (she stays home with Asa now, but she used to work at a vet office) and said that's what it is.

The Meezers said...

oh Kaze, we is so sorry that you was torchured. leave a really stinky poop somewhere

The Meezer Gang said...

Wow!!!! What a yucky visit! All that matters is that you are healthy!!!

Pee Ess: I received the lovely pink blankie today!!! Mom put it on her desk, so I can lay on it when she helps me blog! Thank Youuuuuu so much!

lordjaders said...

Poorrr Kaze, what a horrrible experrrience.

Jade

Forty Paws said...

That just so totally sux. We can't believe how they tortured you!!!

What kind of antye-bye-otiks do u git onced a month?

We ist VERY sorry to hear that u haf stomatis. We hear that is VERY painful.

Luf, Us

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Poor Kaze! That's terrible for a beautiful girl kitty like you.

I was violated today too--and I got a rabies shot.

~Jake

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

What a positively dreadful day for you! We are hoping that you feel better now.

Purrrrrrrs, China Cat & Willow

The Cat Realm said...

We are very sorry, what a horrible experience! Anastasia would have bitten. Someone.
The maid has a homeopathic remedy so you don´t get these welts after a shot.
We always get it after our rabies shot and we have NO reaction whatsoever.
But the maid has vanished for some time now and the butler doesn´t know the name. We think it is called Lysine but will have to check back with the maid if she ever shows up again...
(The butler said she has taken unpaid vacation time...)
Karl

Parker said...

How awful! Just awful! I am so sorry that you had to get put through all of that.
Try to rest up and forget about it!

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Kaze, you certainly showed that vet and your Lap Lady what you think! When my vet listened to my heart, I growled. When she wanted to see my teeth, I hissed. She didn't even suggest sticking you-know-what you-know-where!

HRH Yao-Lin said...

ooh I am so sorry to hear of this...you poor poor cat...if the humans are being cruel to be kind, couldn't you be a little cruel back yourself? xx

INAMINI said...

I hope you're feeling better now. I hate going to the vet, too, and I understand your pain.
LOKi