Top Ten

It looks like Latte stole my idea of a Top Ten list (never trust your brudder). Since I like pretty much everything on his list I figured I'd do a list of things I don't like.

The LOUD Machine We ALL hate this thing. Come on now, its like a Medievil torture device.
That flashy stuff in the sky with the BIG booms Chase hates this more than anyone
Closed Doors How am I supposed to go where I please?
Medicine I've been promised this torture is almost over.
Claw Destroyers I work hard at making my claws sharp and then they do this to them!
Dawgs Sure they look nice but watch out!!!
The people with the white coats Sure they pretend to like me but I get the nervous purrs whenever I go there. The Lap Lady is talking about "spraying" me soon....don't think that can be fun!
ShowersI love to PLAY in the tub but when that shower thing comes on you have to run!
The Cat Trap When this shows up you know things are going south fast.
The Toy Eater Ours is a little different and it eats our toys!! Then the Lap Lady has to fish them out.

Those red boxes are moving around! So everyone keep a look out for my Lap Lady over the next week!!! She's taking the computer so I don't know if I'll be able to blog :(


The Meezers said...

tell the lady to hurry home! will someone be looking in on you? did you poop in the red box before they put it in the metal machine wif wheels?

Kaze said...

Our grandma is going to come over and give us fresh water, tasty crunchies, clean our boxes, and play with us. I hope she has a good lap. Maybe I can train her to play fetch?

I didn't poop in the red boxes, darn I should have thought of that!

Rascal said...

Kaze I really liked your Top Ten list. At my house we call The LOUD Machine, "The Kitty Monster." I always run away and hide under the bed when someone pulls it out. I read Latte's list and liked it too.

Patches & Mittens said...

Good list; I am taping it to the refrigerator so Momma can read it! She tends to be forgetful.

Patches Lady

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we like your list an hope the Lap Lady isn't gone long. don't tell Midnight, but i happen ta know she's gonna get the Claw Destroyer tonight cause of what she did ta the Lady's arm last night

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Do what I did and jump in their clothes box where they can't see. Then when they get to where they're going you JUMP OUT and surprise them! But poopin in them is a good way to remind them of you too.

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Kaze, if yer Lap Lady disappeers, I'll be happy to git the werd out and make posters to help find her. I think I can even talk Rocky into putting them up arownd our nayburhood!

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Hi Kaze

We've tagged you in the latest game. Go to our blog to learn more about it.

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

I've tagged you, too! Come to my blog if yoo want to play.