Return of the Red Boxes!

Oh my gosh. I couldn't believe how LONG the Lap Lady left us alone!!! It was like squillions of years! I e-mailed her daily and was able to get them to return 2 days early.

Grandma took care of us while they were away. Sure she played with us but I am a very smart kitten and I do not trust people unless I've made them go through things akin to the Trail by Water done by witch hunters in Medievil times. By the last day I let her touch me and play with toys. I couldn't believe it, but she had NO idea how to play fetch with me. In fact, she kept the sparkle balls hidden all week long.

Hrumph. I have instructed the people NEVER EVER to let this lady take care of us again. I mean, I really only like my Lap Lady and the Tall Man. Other laps are OK but not for long periods of time.

I have to admit I could not follow the advice and be mad at the Lap Lady. I missed her way too much. I'm now sleeping under the covers with my head on her arm, purring all night. I have to make sure she NEVER leaves again.

On a side note...the empty red boxes are FUN to play in! And the computer is finally back so we can blog again!


The Meezers said...

how horrible! that lady should nefurr be allowed back in your house!

Junior said...

I am so glad you are back!

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Kaze, yoo sed one of the werds on my bad werd list.

Rascal said...

Kaze, you have had a very tough time of it. Your lap lady owes you big time.