Please play with me!

Please play with me!!!!! Meow......meow......meow....meeeeeooooowwww! PURRRRRR! Oh I don't care that it is breakfast time, I'd really rather play. So please play with me. Right now. Come on, you know you want to! Well I'm not going to eat if you're not going to play with me. Nope, I'm not eating. So there.

Well if you carry me up to my own private dinning room I might have to have a nibble of the food. And if you close the door I guess I might as well eat. Hey Lady, you knew I was demanding before you brought me home.

But remember, I would rather play than eat.

They are FINALLY back.

I really never thought they were coming back. Grandama came over twice a day. She gave me good stinky goodness and I got to play a whole lot with the wand toy. It was fun but I really wanted the Lap Lady to come home because I like to sit on her lap and purr.

When the Lap Lady came home I did not purr for her. She smelled funny AND like another cat!?!?! I'm still kind of ignoring her but I did have to purr a little bit.

I'm so sorry I missed the Valentine's Day party. Gosh, I feel like I was gone for like a year. It's going to take me a while to catch up on what everyone is up to but I'm really thrilled to be back at the computer.

I'm feeling hungry now so I'm going to go make the Lap Lady feel guilty.

What a crazy night!

I had been playing with my short stumpy wand toy since grandma broke it. The Tall Man noticed I wasn't doing my acrobatics as per my usual zeal so he told the Lap Lady it was time to bring out a new one.

I can't even explain my elation when I saw the fresh ribbons, untouched grass (or straw, can't tell which), and straight as an arrow handle (after time they get bowed). I jumped, I leaped, I pounced, I flew through the air! Suddenly, the wand toy spun in a tight circle! I was on it!! Then, the other direction! I was still there!

Then...the oddest thing happened. I tried to walk away to lie down for a minute and my hind end went one way, my front end went another, and then I was on the ground. I fell over! I was so dizzy my hind end thought it was disconnected from me. No amount of tail swishing could bring my body back to alignment so I had to sit down for a few minutes.

OK, so here's an OLD video of me playing with my toy. I was still quite young...probably 8 months old and I'm not falling over and stuff but at least you can see my toy! (look to the post below for the video)

Sadly, this process repeated itself. From the spinning wand, to my butt on the floor and my perplexed gaze. And yes, the People were laughing hysterically. Something about the funniest thing they'd ever seen.

Whatever...all I care about is my new wand toy!