Books

Do your humans ever open those pesky things when you want to snuggle? They stare at the page, they sit up, they push you away when you sniff them. The Lap Lady is usually an insta-sleeper. Her head hits the pillow and she's gone. That leave me to invite myself under the covers later on in the night.

Last night I started to get myself into snuggle position when I noticed she was awake (which can be good, she'll pet me) and reading a book. I don't know why humans use the term "read" its really like staring a a birdie or squirrel but MUCH less interesting. This book smelled long and boring and I couldn't believe she'd choose to stare at it over me. Luckily I was able to kick it into purr overdrive and she can't read over that sound so she stopped. Then she pet me. Then I released a stink not of this earth and she was disgusted. But she deserved it for ignoring me and staring at that useless thing!!!