The Rug Sucking Monster!!

Do you see this purple THING? Its an ANIMAL. Its a Dyson Animal and its specially designed to suck up CATS AND DOGS AND BUNS! I'm not even kidding you! Do you see where this is? Its our dining room. There used to be a table. There used to be chairs. There used to be a RUG!!!! Its gone. The rug sucking monster convinced the humans to get rid of the rug. I think it sucked it inside of itself. The thing is actually more quiet than the old one but I know its just trying to lure us into its scary self. I mean, its trying to be cute and purple but its not tricking me!

Somehow it spit the table and chairs back to their rightful spots but the rug is not there anymore. That means Chase can't yak on it anymore. It also means when we play Thundering Herd of Elephants we can't push off the rug onto the stairs. I'm so worried about this thing eating us in the middle of the night. Do you think it can find me under the covers even if I'm snuggled with the Lap lady?