Mean Monday

I know you all said the guests would love me but they didn't. The girl was OK, she smelled really interesting but the guy said "What is THAT?". And he said I didn't look like a cat at all and called me a freak. That pissed the Lap Lady off A LOT. Even the Tall Man came to my rescue and said I'm the sweetest cat ever. So I didn't love the guests but they weren't all bad because I got to play with all of my favorite toys to entertain them. We played Whirly Bird, grass wand (my favorite), and fetch.

I'm just glad they're gone and things are back to normal!