Thanks.

Yes Tall Man. There is no need to taunt and torture me, I KNOW where the toys are thank you very much. Your pointing to the toys just serves to make me meeze louder and harder for you to play with me. You're slacking Tall Man- the Lap Lady plays with me every morning before work, you're supposed to be on night duty.

I'm not amused.

I almost forgot its knock-knock joke day!!!

Kaze: Knock Knock.

The Lap Lady: Who's there?

Kaze: Meeze.

The Lap Lady: Meeze Who?

Kaze: MEEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEEE!

The Lap Lady: OK, Meeze who, Kaze?

Kaze: MEEEZE want to play!!!! Or else I'll steal trash.

The Lap Lady: Kaze, that's not really a knock-knock joke, its more a threat.

Meezing on Monday

Do you want to know how desperate for playing I am? Receipts. Of course you know I love "trash" anyway but since the Tall Man seems to very easily ignore my meezes at the toy closet I decided to take my nagging a bit further. Now I will carry a piece of "trash" in my mouth and yell at the same time. Now you'd think this would be difficult and it is! Keeping my jaws clamped on the juicy trash morsel while meezing loudly has taken a lot of practice. I mean, my meezes usually make me open my mouth WIDE. So this tactic is used to get the attention of the Tall Man and make him get up and get my "trash" and then play with me. Its not working...yet.

You decide.....

Exactly what is going on here? I think I was purring (OK I know I was purring, when do I not purr?). The Tall Man was dancing with me and I was very very happy. What sort of creature do you think I look like?

What a weekend!

Do you like my new background and such? The Lap Lady downloaded Mozilla and noticed my background did not work with it. Then she inherited this nice Mac and the same things were missing so she helped me update my page to look nice. We found LOTS of Blogger hates Safari bugs so we probably won't be allowed to use the Mac for posting too much. Let me know about any bugs!!

The Tall Man needs to understand something. He is FREAKISHLY tall. He is 6' 4" tall. I am maybe 1' tall. that's a BIG difference. So its not that I don't love him (I do) its just that when he makes fast moves, or sings, or dances around, I get scared. So scared I have to run away a little bit. He doesn't understand why because he likes me so much but he's just BIG and kind of freaky.

I got my claws clipped this weekend, I really really hate that. It takes two people to hold me down and clip them because I hate it so much. My claws were sticking like velcro to the rug so I suppose it was time.

NEWS FLASH!!!!! My grandma killed my favorite wand toy! She snapped in in half and I was as close to tears as a kitty can be. I gave her the look and she felt horrible. Luckily for her, I have back ups! I hope she doesn't break any more when she comes to visit and feed us while the LL & TM are in Florida in February.

Flattery from the Tall Man

I was minding my own business snuggling nicely in the Lap Lady's lap when the Tall Man started saying really nice things about me. Of course he was talking about me so I purred...when do I not purr?

He started by saying that I was pretty small and then he said I was also a very pretty kitty. Louder I purred! Then he pet me with those special ear massaging hands he had installed (the ones that melt Chase). It was really nice and I snuggled in and fell asleep again.

While I was drifting (and still purring) he was telling the LL about this odd noise he heard in the kitchen while she was gone. It sounded like water was running, but really weird. Then he suddenly saw a blur of silver and furr! He went into the kitchen and found that it was me stealing the tin foil from his dinner. Usually he wouldn't think it was funny but tonight he thought it was hilarious and very cute. What can I say? I LOVE shinny things and trash!