I do not understand how humans can be so lazy. I mean, how can they not want to play every second of every day? It boggles my mind how the Lap Lady doesn't pick the toy up when she walks by. I give her the "please play with me eyes". How can she ignore that? Well I'm tired of being Miss Nice Cat. All bets are off.
Now when I don't get attention when I want it from who I want it I climb them. Yup. Either I leap onto their back or I climb legs. This means they can not annoy me.
And in retaliation for their ignorance of play time, I am slowly unwrapping Christmas presents and dropping the wrapping paper in our water bowl. I think having to rewrap the presents is pretty good pay back don't you?