Thursday Thirteen #42

Thirteen Reasons the Tall Man is very very Special

1. He plays with me!!! Recently he has played with me for so many hours I can't count. I think he's trying to make me love him more than the Lap Lady (which won't happen) but he's working really hard at 1-2 hours of play time a day just for me.

2. He doesn't just pick up any random toy, he gets my favorite toy (the grass wand). He plays with Latte & the Whirly-Bird and Chase gets the "bite-game" and we're all welcome to play together and no one gets any less of their one-on-one toy time.

3. He gives the BEST body massages. They make me purr so loudly!!!! His one hand is just magical.

4. He tells me I'm beautiful. Its just nice to hear when he honestly just stops what he's doing and says, "Kaze is so beautiful!". That makes me purr.

5. He holds conversations with me. He'll talk to me back and forth when I want something. He makes the same noises I make! Its like he's trying to speak cat but sadly for him his accent is just too thick. His favorite is my screaming "Maoooooo!"

6. He calls me the sweetest most angelic creature who doesn't have a mean bone in my body. (He does dislike my trash stealing tendencies though).

7. He never disturbs the Lap Lady when she's in snuggle position. That's nice because I make her sleep on her left side and he is on her right side but he forgoes her snuggles for my benefit.

8. He doesn't give me medicine. That's one of the best things ever!!!

9. He lets me climb him when I'm nervous and need to feel safe. Even when I dig my claws into his shoulders he just says "Owwwww!!!" but lets me scramble.

10. He lets me smell his breath. Human breath is VERY weird and I like to investigate what they've been eating. I mean, it doesn't smell like fish in there so what exactly is wrong with them?

11. He named me the bestest nick-name ever Princess Kah-zee-zee Bumblestumps III. I LOVE this name and I always come running and talking whenever I hear it.

12. He knows how to gently hold me when I get my claws clipped. I really HATE having my claws clipped but I still purr and he holds me really nicely.

13. He let me come live at my forever home and still loves me even though I'm cat #3 (he swore no more than 2), I screamed and was MISERABLE on my trip from Washington, DC home, I stunk-leaked poo- and was a roaring b*#%h and didn't like anyone my first week including being MEAN and NASTY to others. He's a softie at heart.