I tried to punish the Lap Lady for leaving me and not even sending Grandma over to visit but I just couldn't keep it up for too long. I had a good 5 minutes of snubbling and then I had to purr and rub and tell her how much I missed her.
Grandma came over yesterday and said I am looking pretty skinny. The Lap Lady agrees and thinks something might be wrong with me so she's calling the VET to make me an appointment. She used the very unofficial scale and I only weigh a half a pound more than Latte when I should weigh at least 2 pounds more than him. Plus (shh, I haven't told anyone else) someone (that would be me) had been yacking on the rug and its not hairball related. So she says I have to go have a physical and maybe a blood test. I plan on purring as loud as I can (as usual) so they just send me home really fast. So if you guys could spare a few purrs I'd really appreciate them.