8.17.2006

Our Horse


Skeezix was very interested in horses recently so I thought I'd post a picture of ours. Her name is Snap (show name: Make it Snappy) and she sure does like to snap at the air. The Lap Lady says its all a front 'cause when they are alone she doesn't snap so much and doesn't act as cranky.

Now, while Snap is nice from a far far distance (you have to drive to her) I do NOT want her at home. All kitties beware: adding one of these to your human pet's life means they will be gone for an extra 2 hours besides the work crap they do. Horses live in big rooms as big as sleeping rooms and they just pee and poop in there. All day long they live outside and eat grass so I don't think they would eat kitties, though Snap might try. The only good thing is these horses smell pretty interesting on people's clothes.

The Lap Lady says there are 3 kitties who live at the barn and she will have to get some pictures of them. They must be very brave kitties. I hear they kill lots of big rats. But not wite rates like me and Skeezix, only brown ones.

6 comments:

Patches & Mittens said...

Our people had three of those monsters called horses. They would sit on them! Can you imagine and they would actually GO when Momma nudged on them!!! And yes, they poop and pee in their rooms and they POOP a lot!!!

Patches

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

those things wouldn't wanna live wif us cause we doesn't effun haf grass.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Snap's purty. Is she a quarter horse or whole horse? Long, long ago before Mom an Dad were efun married, Mom rode horses efurry weekend. Her favoritest was Beasty, who looked a little like Snap. Beasty was known fur buckin, kickin, an bitin people, but Mom liked ridin him cuz he had a smooth trot, an that's important when you ride Western. An she found out the more attention he got, the nicer he was. But she acided horses are too much trouble an too expensive to actually keep one of her own, so she just loves lookin at them now an keeps cats instead. Anyway, you can't really sleep wif yur horse.

Derby said...

What kind of shows does the horsie do?

Kaze said...

Snap is a thorough horse. I guess that means 'cause she's done lots of things in her short life. She even used to run race but she didn't run that fast. Mom doesn't really like to show but Snap is more of a hunter. Which is weird because how do you hunt grass? She's only 5 so she hasn't been jumping things all that much yet. Which I don't understand because the younger you are the easier it is to leap straight in the air after fev-vers!

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Wo, Kaze, that's a BYOOTIFUL horsie! The Food Lady happend to see it and sed it was like one of her horsies she had win she was a small persun, except hers had a hyooj wite blaze and nee-hi stokkings, whatever that is. I didn't know horses wore socks. Her horse was named Princess wich probly meens she wore a tiara.