The Lap Lady says I was REALLY bad last night. Like super duper dangerous to my health bad. When the LL was at the ER for her finger they gave her a little ketchup packet of antibiotic ointment. Well she had it on the counter and it was such a wonderful looking tid-bit that I had to steal it. Sure it tasted icky but it looked so fun to play with. When she and the Tall Man got back from their walk she freaked out. She evaluated the amount left in the packet, exactly where my tooth marks were, how I was acting, and now she won't stop staring at me. What did I do wrong? I just don't get it. It was just a neat green tid-bit. She says it was in a Kaze-proof area but we all know that no area is Kaze-proof if its in the house. If I see something I want, I will get it.