T13 Cat Blogging Words
13 Words from Cat Blogging that Your Humans May or May not Have Trouble Leaving Behind on the Innernets (oh that should be one!).
1. Askeered/scairt- a term that describes fear/to be afraid of something. Commonly used when there is a loud noise or something out of the ordinary occurs.
2. Vishus Deer- These creatures are too scary for young juicy cats and they go around using their lazer beam eyes and eating cats. These are arguably the scariest things a cat can face.
3. Beans- aka human slaves, etc. are the human beings that take care of us. Not to be confused with "beans" in the horse world which are icky buildup in the "male member" that must be removed in order for them to pee freely.
4. Toesday- and other days of the week. When your humans are defining their days by these terms you know you have a well trained bean.
5. Meeze- or meezer. A noise that a siamese cat makes. It is loud and distinctive but varies greatly from cat to cat. Other non-meezers can also meeze.
6. Spot #13- this is that spot that you don't talk about that you have to keep super duper clean and poo comes out of it.
7. PTU- Prisoner Transportation Unit this is that box they put you in with the door on the front and then they drive you to the VET or you spend hours in the metal monster with wheels (aka car)
8. George- Proper name generally used to describe lizards. If you meet a lizard and he won't tell you his name (because lizards are RUDE) then his name is probably George. Unless he's spying on you, then his name is Tom.
9. Gizzy Quilt- a beautiful handmade quilt made by Millie's mom and completely customized to each cat she makes it for. I think most cats have them now and they are just beautiful and so comfy. They started to raise money for Gizzy's vet bills but kept going in his memory. Jasmine used to test them all personally before she went to the Rainbow Bridge (I think most know what that is)
10. Spicy Vixen/Charmer- groups of hot single girl cats who are in love with Big Man Cats. The Big Man Cats encourage them to date around but take care of their ladies.
11. Temptations- Pretty much common currency. Cats will kill for them- really its kitty-crack.
12. Rug Sucking Monster- there are other terms for this but it is that loud sucking machine that is going to eat you. Run!!!!
13. Fev-Vers- aka feathers for humans. These are one of the best things to play with. Especially on the Whirly-Bird.
I hope you have enjoyed this list of just some of our special words that mean a lot to us.
15 comments:
I do believe that meeze and meezer are offline words too... I mean it's about ME.
Very good T13, Kaze! Momma was giggling because she just realized that while she thinks nothing of using these words, not every bean knows what they mean. hee hee
our mommy is weird becuase she will catch herself almost using these werds in conversations. we think she's a little head sick
Excellent list, Kaze. :) The ones my humans have used are PTU and Gizzy quilt. My mom has told my dad about spot #13, but has never used it otherwise.
Hahahaha! Great list! We laughed and laughed when we read it. Maybe somebody needs to publish a Cat-English dictionary.
That was a great list! I thinks I might print it out for Mommy so she is “in the know”.
Purrs,
Scout
Great list!!! Now all the "newbies" that may be around can understand some of what we are saying!
Great list! I am sure it will help all of those poor people who want to understand us kitties, but just seem unable to. I am so thankful that our humans understand what meezers and PTUs are.
We love your list. We will have to give it to Mommy and Daddy and tell them to become fluent in Cat!
We love your list. We will have to give it to Mommy and Daddy and tell them to become fluent in Cat!
That is a really helpful list, Kaze.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
yes, this is a great list!!
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This is a wonderful list~!!!! I am very happy to see these important words connect together~!
I guess I've been blogging long enough to know because I knew everrryone of those worrrds. Even the horrrse thingy--we've got fourrr horrrses at the countrrry house.
Purrrs to you!
Mom uses a lot of dem words when she talks to daddy, da sister-in-law, da nefew...but den she starts using dem wif "outsiders" and has to explain them! Daddy laffs at her when she sez "innernets" to a stranger...
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