11.27.2007

The Rug Sucking Monster!!



Do you see this purple THING? Its an ANIMAL. Its a Dyson Animal and its specially designed to suck up CATS AND DOGS AND BUNS! I'm not even kidding you! Do you see where this is? Its our dining room. There used to be a table. There used to be chairs. There used to be a RUG!!!! Its gone. The rug sucking monster convinced the humans to get rid of the rug. I think it sucked it inside of itself. The thing is actually more quiet than the old one but I know its just trying to lure us into its scary self. I mean, its trying to be cute and purple but its not tricking me!

Somehow it spit the table and chairs back to their rightful spots but the rug is not there anymore. That means Chase can't yak on it anymore. It also means when we play Thundering Herd of Elephants we can't push off the rug onto the stairs. I'm so worried about this thing eating us in the middle of the night. Do you think it can find me under the covers even if I'm snuggled with the Lap lady?

16 comments:

DK & The Fluffies said...

And bunnies! It eats bunnies also!

Skeeter And LC said...

Grab the weels! Its how it moves...

Cheysuli said...

I do not think it will eat you if you are properly cuddled with your human. They take orders from the humans.

Henry Helton said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

PB & J said...

Oh that looks dangerous - and it's an "Animal", wow! We'd stay with the Lap Lady if we were you.

The Furry Kids said...

Momma just gasped and said that she wants one of those, too! Aaaahhh!
I really don't think you should be alone with it, Kaze. That thing looks kinda shifty.

Love,
Tazo

Junior said...

A Dyson Animal....Meowm says that sound slike a good thing. I don't think so! It doesn't look big enough to suck up a human, so I think you are safe with the LL.

Dragonheart said...

Oh my goodness! That looks very scary, Kaze. You are very brave to be so close to it!

Daisy said...

Kaze! Jump away! I think you are getting far too close to the monster.

Captain Jack and Dante said...

Oh no! A vacumn monster that eats kitties and puppies and buns? RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!

Queen Snickers or Empress said...

Oh no you showed Momma a picture! Her favorite color is purple like mine. Now she wants a purple rug sucking monster!

Sunny's Mommy said...
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Sunny's Mommy said...

I see a lot of fur in the cannister. Is that one of the other cats in there?!?!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We don't think dat think could suck up a whole cat, maybe just a tail...we has one of doze where da acshual vacuum part is in da basement and da snake is upstairs. It even hisses like a snake.

michico*Adan said...

run run run....if I were you~!

But you are very brave~!!! I can't stand that machine a little bit~!

Forty Paws said...

Oh, Maw lufs her Animal!!! She sucks up at least 1 poodin efurrytime she uses it, but we ist all still heer.

Luf, Us