The Lap Lady clipped my claws yesterday. I HATE that. You know what she did to me? She held me by my "scruff" between her knees while she held me with one hand and clipped with the other. She tricked me because I thought she suddenly grew a helping hand to hold me but it was just her knees. Anyway, she clipped me all up so I could ride on her shoulders. I find that shoulder surfing is the best way to get around. You don't have to move to get anywhere plus you're higher and safer. I highly recommend it!