Do you see how much I love my Lap Lady? I love her so much I left her a nice treat in her shoes. I picked this nice piece of trash especially to show her how much I love her. Its the wrapper to a new bar of lavendar soap so I figured she would like her shoes to smell nicer. For some reason she just let out a big sigh and put it in the Kaze-proof trash can. She never likes my gifts so maybe I should stop giving her special treats. I mean, it took me a good 30 seconds to dig through the trash to find the perfect piece that she would like.