Thursday Thirteen #33

Thirteen Reasons I'm Peeved at the Lap Lady (an open list to the Lap Lady)

1. So what is WITH this PTU to the VET thing? Again??? Sheesh, I don't want to live there. (apparently I needed my rabies shot...)
2. Hello??? Did you forget about me enjoying sitting in your lap? You don't seem to be around much at all anymore and when you are the lap doesn't stay sitting for long.
3. You love Snap more than me. Well you spend more time with her at least. Its not my fault if I don't have hooves and my paws certainly don't need soaking.
4. Why can't I stay in the snuggle room all night? Its not my fault that Latte is a boob walker, I'm always snuggled with you.
5. Do you even know what it feels like to have goop rubbed on your gums? I thought not. Please just stop this. I do not care that my gums are inflamed.
6. I'm completely play deprived. I haven't seen you pick up a toy in at least 2 days. I place my squiggle right in front of you.
7. Frankly, I'm upset with your poor typing abilities. You are missing all of the best stuff we all tell you to help us blog about. I don't want to hear that you're too tired or have too much on your mind.
8. Um, you realized you came dangerously close to running out of cat food? I mean, there were only crumbs in the container.
9. I hate it when you take Latte Out of Doors. It worries me that something might eat him and so I yes I scream for him. No I will not stop.
10. What happened to my morning front hug? I like to wrap my paws around your neck and purr. You seriously almost forgot this morning.
11. Quit staring at my chin! Just listen to the Tall Man that my fur is just getting darker there. No its not skin cancer. I'm sure the VET will tell you you're crazy again today.
12. I don't want to say you're a bad Cat Mom....but the toy closet has been closed for way too long. I mean, the Tall Man plays with us more, that's saying something.
13. Pictures. I hear you have hundreds but you don't post them. Worse yet, you never find the time to take my picture when the lighting is good.

Shape up Lap Lady or I bet I can find another home really fast!


Mosaic Cats said...

Wow, Kaze,
We bet you feel much better after getting all those nagging niggly things off your chin!
Er, chest.

Caesar and Princess said...

I agree with your small gripes here.
maybe we could run away together... someplace fun where we can be treated like real princess's

Purrs, Prinnie

Dragonheart said...

Wow, Kaze, it sounds like your Lap Lady has been too busy to have much time for you! :( Poor Snap though - I hope she feels better soon. I know your Lap Lady loves you just as much as she loves Snap, it's just that Snap is hurting right now.

There is no excuse for not playing with you though. And being locked out of the snuggle room at night? Inexcusable.

The Meezer Gang said...

See how we feel???? Neglected...That's all that we can say......

The Meezers said...

poor Kaze. too bad Latte screams when you is not wif him, or you could stay in the sleeping room alone wif the lap lady.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hmph, yoor mom needs to shape up! 'Course if snap is hurting it's good dat she helps him but still...we think she cood find a few minits to play wif yoo.

Daisy said...

Poor Kaze! Those are some very serious concerns. I hope your Lap Lady listens closely. Or you might have to go on strike.

Why don't you teleport over here and we can play some fun games together!

I hope your Rooster shot does not hurt very much.

INAMINI said...

It sownds like the the Lap Lady had bttur shape up! That's kwite a list of complantes yoo have. Good luck, Lap Lady!

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Kaze: I think you are admirable for bringing this diabolical situation to the attention of your human. She really does need to understand and prioritise accordingly. Good work my meezer friend! x

Junior said...

Great job telling the LL that she is falling down on the job. However, I am certain that when Snap is better....your life will return to normal.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Lots of grievances there! But we thought that you LOVED and ADORED you lap lady.


Henry Helton said...

Heavens to Merkatroid! You really let the lap lady have it. I think this should give her the message.

Dragonheart said...

My prizes arrived Kaze! :) Thank you so much! :) I love the Wooly Bully and the fleece pad from the Siamese Rescue. :) The other two toys are cool too. I hope to have photos up by Sunday. :)

Thanks again for such a great contest and great prizes! :)