Sigh....why do Mondays always come and the Lap Lady has to go away? I mean, she wasn't even around much this weekend. She started by "decorating" which is kind of cool 'cause there is stuff to sniff and explore but then on Saturday morning she cleaned the whole house! All by herself. It was not fun because usually the death monster (they call it a vacuum) doesn't attack her, it usually goes after the Tall Man. For some reason it attacked the LL AND the couch!! She sucked at all of the meezer-tufets and got all of our fur off of them. It took a long time and then she went out to a party so I didn't get any time to relax, I had to constantly hide.
See my eye goopy? I get those ALL of the time and the LL is always fishing around to get them out and I hate it. I really really hate having my eye invaded while she's searching for the goopy. Sometimes she uses a cotton ball or tissue but usually she tries to grab it when its right on the edge of my eye with just her finger. I really don't like this method of grooming. I get eye goopies all of the time so I get attacked all of the time.
I hope the rest of the week is better!!!
Hi everyone, this is Snap here again. If Kaze thinks she's mopey try having random drunken humans jump on your back and ride you around bareback in the dark. Actually I did kind of enjoy it because I played tag with our Auntie E while the Servant was on my back. Anyway, the reason I'm showing up is because today I'm having HUGE needles injected into my hocks (those backwards knee things you felines have too) so that they will move easier. This is pretty common but I've never had it done before so I would appreciate a few purrs for luck.