6.21.2007

Thursday Thirteen #28

Thirteen Things that I was yelled at for this week

1. There is the usual trash picking. Those tags are too hard to resist and the little trash can is fun to knock over even though it has a lid.

2. Not eating my stinky goodness. I really would rather just play!

3. Practicing my NASCAR banking over the couch. You have to go full speed and really dig inm!

4. Not greating the Lap Lady at the door. I'm in the living room sitting on the squiggle worm so she'll come play with me.

5. Playing with Chase. The Lap Lady calls it "attacking" him but its just play. He's great to tackle and he like to chase me around after. Its best if he's sleeping when I tackle him.

6. Ever try silica gel? I did! Last night in fact. I opened one of those silica packets from shoe packets and spread the little crystals all over the human sleeping room. The Lap Lady was scared because she thought I ate them but I just spread them around and under the bed.

7. I weighted down the Lap Lady's arm while she was helping me blog. Apparently I was a "dead weight" and it was hard to type with me there.

8. Knocked over the basket in the human litter box room. I'm not telling if the hair dryer broke or not. I know parts of the basket fell off....

9. Ran into the basement when the Lap Lady was getting a paper bag. We're not supposed to go down there. I wasn't missing anything.

10. Screamed at the Lap Lady while she was eating her dinner. What? I wanted her to play with me.

11. The Lap Lady stepped on my paw. How is that my fault? She said I needed to stay out of her way when she's carying stuff.

12. I got to close to the Tall Man's brand new camera while he was opening it for the first time. Apparently he didn't want fur in the lens. I don't see why not....

13. I wouldn't stand still when the Lap Lady was trying to take pictures of us. And then I kept walking in front of the camera when she was trying to take pictures of the other cats.



19 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

See, beans is weerd. None of those things is bad or wrong...

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Poor Kaze! I think your demands are EXTREMELY reasonable!

~Marie

...ESPECIALLY for a Meezer!

~Casey

Skeezix the Cat said...

Whut's rong with a littul furr in the lens???

Astrid, Kashim & Othello said...

uhm, those are no real reasons to be yelled at. We can see nothing wrong with what you did!
hugs'n'kisses
Kashim & Othello

Dragonheart said...

Kaze, although I LOVE playing, I still can't believe you'd rather play than eat stinky goodness! Especially if it's good stinky goodness (mine is!) As for the rest of the stuff, I have no idea why you would get yelled at for it.

Daisy said...

I do not know why you would get in trouble for any of those things. You were just having fun! I would love to see you do your NASCAR banking over the couch - I can just picture you doing that!

jcfloresinc said...

Just sounds like you were having fun to us!! We didn't see any reason to be yelled at. Silly Mom & Dad.
Samantha & Tigger

Eric and Flynn said...

I like doing NASCAR banking too. Mebbe I could come ofurr and we could do it togevver?
As furr fur in the lens, what's wrong wiv that? It should give a nice soft focus.

The Furry Kids said...

It sounds as if you get accused of doing stuff that isn't naughty - just like me. This NASCAR banking thing sounds interesting...I'm going to have to try that out.
#6 sounds pretty neat, but Mom just said, "Don't get any ideas, Earl Grey."

EG

Caesar and Princess said...

What a week you have had so far!
Beens are annoying!

The Meezers said...

none of those fings are bad - why did she yell?

The Meezer Gang said...

We play NASCAR, too! Up the walls, just lke in real life!

Skittles, The Huntress said...

what's wrong with any of that?

Skittles, The Huntress

Ali & Fiona said...

Oh Kaze, I wish I had a big sister just like you. You are a ladycat after my own heart.

Your Friend,
Fiona

HRH Yao-Lin said...

You my friend have done NOTHING wrong. My advice is to shout right back at those pesky humans. They obviousy fail to recognize your wonderfulness. You should be allowed to behave in whatever manner you choose.

xxx

jazper said...

not the mama said his camera was more fur than lens today...
whatever that meant!
and why did he look at me when he said it?

Junior said...

Hmphf! Those are not good reasons to be yelled at! What was your lady thinking!!!????

Lux said...

Those all sound like normal things to me - like the status quo!

caricature said...

I agree ~ all your demands are perfectly justified ~ the beans oughta respect that!