See my toes? They are not soaking wet but they almost were. You see, the Lap Lady knows better than to close the door on us in the human litterbox room. I usually go in for a few pets and when she has finished and put the lid down I jump up there for another pet.
The other day she was going in to do her business. She put the seat up (the lid is always down), turned to talk to the Tall Man and turned around for quite a shock: me flying through the air with the greatest of ease! She stupidly doubted my abilities because my back paws gripped the back of the seat as my front paws held the back of the tank. Crisis averted. It was a close call but my feet did not touch that icky water.