4.26.2007

Thursday Thirteen #20

Thirteen Horrible things that happened to me this week!

1. I have been constantly poked and prodded in the belly region by the Lap Lady and Tall Man. I'm fairly sure they have called some NASA scientists to come in to take exact measurements to determine if I am too skinny or not.

2. Grandma came over and talked non stop about how thin I look and she didn't play with me! Grandma is always good for a playing session but she didn't!

3. Latte went Out of Doors on the harness!!! Multiple times! I screamed and screamed and screamed at the door for him letting him know it is dangerous out there and he needed to come in right away!

4. I got kicked out of the snuggle room for purring too much....what else is new. I can't help it if my purring disturbs the Lap Lady's sleep it is mean to sooth her and let her know how much I love snuggling with her.

5. The PTU!!!!!(see above) I mean....the horrors are truly unspeakable. But I spoke them as best I could. As loudly as I could. I also tried to claw my way out. Chase tried to crawl in to nap (something is wrong with him...he likes the PTU) and Latte ran fast and far when he saw it. I was not prepared and got my little behind shoved in.

6. Riding in the grey monster is just horrible. Did I ever tell you about my trip home from my breeder? 4 hours straight of me crying, I didn't stop once. Meow....meow....meow....meow....I'm very skilled at repeating things.

7. Woofies! I had never seen these horrible creatures but I saw some in the PTU in the waiting room. Strange creatures....not sure what to think of them.

8. As if the LL & TM poking me wasn't enough the VET man and the VET tech took it even further! Luckily my purring was able to stop them from poking me with anything or sticking anything up....you know where.

9. When we got home the Lap Lady tried to get me to eat these horrible smelling "treats". Nope, I'm not falling for that one lady! The ingredients contained things like bovine liver and duodenum. As I refused she shoved them down my throat and made me swallow! Two different pills!

10. Then my gums were smeared with this nasty stuff that doesn't taste very good. Apparently my gums are very inflamed and that is not a good thing.

11. I've been locked in the cat room 2x a day instead of once so I am forced to eat my stinky goodness. As if that isn't bad enough- the LL was smearing stinky goodness on my paw fur so that I would have to lick it off! My fur still stinks.

12. We had visitors for the Tall Man's birthday and they didn't come and say hi to me. I mean, how rude! They stayed on the front porch and I love the front porch so I don't understand why I wasn't allowed out there?

13. BEEF! And none for me. Can you believe it? I mean, I have just told the Lap Lady this week that I really like beef food and if she gives it to me I'm more likely to eat. Then she went and made tacos and didn't give me any beef? After the week I've had? Sheesh!

15 comments:

One of us said...

wow, that is not a good week you haf had Kaze ~poiland tribe

The Meezer Gang said...

Kaze, come to live with us! Mom would walk YOU on the harness, and you can sleep with us on the bed! And she would make sure that you had a chauffer to the VET, so she could hold you the whole way!

=^..^= said...

Sounds awful! And you didn't efen get extra treatsies after all that? Not fair!

~Bombay

Daisy said...

Oh Kaze, what a terrible week you have had. I hope you have no more horribleness this week. I am sending you this {{{{hug}}}}}

Artsy Catsy said...

Oh, Kaze, what an awfulness week you had! Don't you hate it when they squeeze nasty stuff down your throat, on your gums, in your ears ... and even worse places!! I just went through 2 weeks of it, so I feel for you!

Rocky

Forty Paws said...

That is just beyond awful!!! We all feel for you Kaze. At least you got to come over for Maw's Homemade Chikin Pot Pie!!!

Luf, Us

Dragonheart said...

You have had a rough week Kaze. *hugs* I hope the coming week is a much better one for you.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Awe, poor Kaze. I hope yoo haf a better time this week. I can't beleeve dat yoo told dem how much yoo love beef and dey din't give yoo any! Dats just plane kruell.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Oh poor Kaze. Big hugs to you. I can't believe all you've been through. You need a nice long nap, and treats, and chin scritches, and playtime....

The Furry Kids said...

That sure is a rough week, Kaze. I hope things calm down for you soon. We're sending lots of purrs to you.
Love,
Titus, Tazo, & Earl Grey

PS - What does PTU stand for?

Kim and Oscar the Puppy Cat said...

Poor Kaze. It's been such a rough week on you. I'm teleporting a kitty meditation CD your way. Breath in, breath out...

jcfloresinc said...

Oh my gosh, what a week. I hate the PTU, too. I think that is the only time I can really meow loud enough for anybody to hear me. This is fun Thirteen Thursday. I'm learning lots of great things. I'll even share them with Tigger.
Samantha

Bonnie Underfoot said...

You poor thing! Such torture. Sounds like you have the right cattitude, however. Keep telling them off and refusing to do what they ask. Beans are meant to serve you!

DK & The Fluffies said...

Well, at least you're getting a new pink snuggle...

Caesar and Princess said...

We agree, this has been a horrible week for you.
Welll things can only get better huh?