2.27.2007

Oh my Gosh!!!

I think the Lap Lady is punishing me for the crank call I made to her yesterday. She didn't bring home the nip OR the Temptations. But even worse she punished me!!! She says it wasn't punishment but she took me Out of Doors!!!! Oh my gosh, I freaked out! I meowed and meowed and meowed and clung to her and we must have been out there for 8 hours! (Sure Kaze...I'm sure 30 seconds feels like 8 hours ~LL).

Anyway, the Lap Lady and the Tall Man were all in the dungeon doing stuff with the wet sucking vacuum and I was meowing to see what they were doing. The Lap Lady opened the door and picked me up. I thought she would just take me down into the dungeon to see what was going on but then she took me out the side door that leads to Out of Doors!!!!

It was terrifying out there. It was all dark and there was a cold breeze and there was white stuff all over the ground. The Tall Man was in the gutter. I don't know why, Rocky doesn't live in our gutter. Lets just say, I could have DIED had I stayed out there much longer. Luckily the Lap Lady held me really closely but she was laughing at me because I was meowing so much. When she brought me back inside I couldn't release my claws because I was frozen and scared and thought something might try to eat me from Out of Doors. I was happy to be back in the kitchen!!

But then I meowed again to see what was in the dungeon.....

9 comments:

Dragonheart said...

Oh Kaze, if it was cold and there was white stuff on the ground, I wouldn't have been happy outside either. I like being outside when it's warm and sunny.

You have a dungeon? Very cool!

The Meezers said...

we act that same 'zakt way when we is taken out the outside door. it's scary!!!!!

Gemini said...

Oh I would be furry scared if Momma put me outside. I like to go just outside the door but only if Georgia is there.

Junior said...

Outside can be fun and scary! Meowm is certain I used to be an outdoor cat, cause I love it out there! But She Who Came Before Me was terrified of the outdoors as she was raised an indoor cat....Meowm took her out a few times, but she hated it so Meowm quit that.

I'm glad you got back in safely!

The Meezer Gang said...

Oh, Kaze...I bet you were petrified! Thank goodness you were found safe and sound before you froze to death!

Forty Paws said...

Oh holy Toledo!!! That sounds furry skeery. The LL is lucky you dint launch off her wit your liddle daggers and leave holes in her.

Luf, Us

Karen Jo said...

She took you outside in the dark and the cold? That's terrible. I'm glad she had the sense to see that you didn't like it at all and brought you right back in. Maybe the noises you were hearing were coming from outside and just sounded like they were coming from the dungeon.

Tara said...

Oh goodness, I thought I had been busy!! A crank call, out of doors, an cool definition, and a tummy shot for Mao! Yikes! Us Pink ladies are high energy kitties!
Tara

Derby said...

Mum sometimes takes me outside and holds me. I am ok for a minute, then I want back in the house. I don't think anything or anyone would get you if you are with the LapLady.