2.26.2007

Deviant Behavior....crank calling.



Ring...ring...ring

"JRP Arch, Lauren speaking."
"Hi Lap Lady! Its me Kaze."
"Kaze, how on earth did you get my cell phone?"
"Oh that doesn't matter! What matters is I would like you to bring home an extra large bag of Temptations right now."
*Don't forget the nip!!!*
"Was that Latte?"
"Uh-huh, he says he wants a big bag of nip so he can play with Chase's new purr pad. When do you think you can bring all of that home? We're kind of bored and hungry."
"Well, I can tell you I'll be right over to get my cell phone so you don't crank call anyone else on my contact list."
"Oh...OK. You'll have the Temptations, right?"
"Yeah, I don't think so."
"Purrrrrr???!!!!"
"Nice try."

12 comments:

Forty Paws said...

Tee hee!! Maw sez she uzed to call people an ast if der refrigerator wuz running. Den she tell dem to go ketchit.

Uh, whatz ketchup got to do with anything????

Luf, Us

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

You are very clever to dial that cell phone. Great idea to try to get treats that way!

China Cat & Willow

The Meezers said...

you should haf askeded if she had prince albert in a can.

Dragonheart said...

Wow Kaze, I'm impressed that you can use the phone! Rather naughty of you to call the Lap Lady at work though!

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

One more idea to add to the other great suggestions...

Call a grocery store and ask them if they have pigs feet. When they say "yes" tell them to put socks on.

:)

Gemini said...

Oh that sounds like fun!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Next time I make crank calls I'm consulting you guys! You've got some incredible ideas.

Kaze

Daisy said...

Kaze, you and I have both done some bad things today! I guess that's what happens when you join a gang! I haven't learned how to dial a cell phone yet. You are smart.

The Meezer Gang said...

My mom used to have a cat when she was a little girl that would answer the phone by pulling the phone off the hook when it rang, but that's we humans put a reeeaaaalllllyyyy long cord on the phone, so they could walk around and talk....Oh, those pre-cordless phone days...

Madness said...

Hmmm. What are "Temptations"? I'm going to go ask 2-legs about that.

Karen Jo said...

You are very smart kitties to call your Mom to bring home the right groceries. Too bad it didn't work.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

next time furget the Lady - call the store an haf 'em deliver. kin ya get yur paws on her plastick munney?