1.29.2007

Pet shop?

A Pet Shop??? The Tall Man told me my paws smelled like a Pet Shop. Then, Grandma told me I smelled like a Pet Shop too! The Lap Lady tried to defend my honor but they were laughing at me.

OK, so it started with a really long play session with the wand toy. I was leaping, and pouncing, and spinning all around. It was great! I don't really know my own limits so I get quite worked up. As cats can only sweat through their paws, I started to work up quite a sweat. The Tall Man sniffed my feet and said, "Ew! She smells like a Pet Shop!". Then Grandma said the same thing. Then, the Tall Man said I wasn't allowed to sleep in the snuggle room if I still smelled like that and I had to go give myself a bath. I was too tired to move at that point so I just lounged around for a while.

I don NOT smell like a Pet Shop. I don't even know what a Pet Shop smells like, but apparently not good by the way they were laughing. At least the Lap Lady told me I didn't smell bad. She must be the only one who really loves me.

10 comments:

Dragonheart said...

It sounds like you had a lot of fun playing with your wand toy! I don't know what a pet shop smells like either. In fact, I don't know what a pet shop is!

That wasn't very nice of the Tall Man to say you couldn't sleep in the snuggle room! Glad to hear your Lap Lady told you that you didn't smell bed.

By the way, feel free to teleport over and snuggle any time you want. :)

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Really? Oh that would be wonderful Dragonheart! I just think you look so snuggly and playful! I think we would get along really well. (I have such a crush on you!)

Kaze

Gemini said...

I think that you probably smell just fine. Humans are so silly about smells Kaze!

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Have you ever smelled HUMANS?

Blech.

Tara said...

Don't let those smelly humans give you a bad time! Besides, they don't know the difference between "feet" and "paws'? My Dad is always saying something about my arms and feet, and Mom justs lafs....

Daisy said...

Hmmm, Latte and Dragonheart!?!?! You would make a GREAT couple.

I think you must have misheard. I think they were saying yer feet smell like a PERFUME shop.

Junior said...

I can't believe you would ever smell like a Pet Shop! I don't know what it smells like either, but from the reactions of the TM, it must not be good.

The Meezers said...

Well, that's just RUDE.

Derby said...

Glad you had fun playing. Mum says she doesn't have a good nose,so you can come here and play hard. She won't say you smell like a pet shop.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

very, very rude! cats are WAY cleaner than smelly humans.