Flattery from the Tall Man
I was minding my own business snuggling nicely in the Lap Lady's lap when the Tall Man started saying really nice things about me. Of course he was talking about me so I purred...when do I not purr?
He started by saying that I was pretty small and then he said I was also a very pretty kitty. Louder I purred! Then he pet me with those special ear massaging hands he had installed (the ones that melt Chase). It was really nice and I snuggled in and fell asleep again.
While I was drifting (and still purring) he was telling the LL about this odd noise he heard in the kitchen while she was gone. It sounded like water was running, but really weird. Then he suddenly saw a blur of silver and furr! He went into the kitchen and found that it was me stealing the tin foil from his dinner. Usually he wouldn't think it was funny but tonight he thought it was hilarious and very cute. What can I say? I LOVE shinny things and trash!
12 comments:
Compliments are the best! You are a very pretty kitty.
Tin foil? What's that? If it's shiny, I bet it's fun to play with! I wonder if my humans are keeping it away from me on purpose.
You are a pretty kitty! Sometimes the pretty girls can get away with stuffs and not get into too much trouble!
Kaze, you didn't!! Tsk, tsk. Oh, I'm kidding - I've been up to a few tricks myself lately!
That is too funny. Did the tin foil make your toofies go "woing"?
he had speshul eer massajin handz installed? ware can i go to get sum installed fer mi mom?
Owr dad has got those speshull hands too, an sumtimes when he massages owr eers it makes owr back legs try to kick owr eers. It's bliss!!Do yoo like yer foil wrapped up into balls? Eric duz an he chases it an brings it back to be thrown again.
was there any food on the foil? was it good?
My dad's got 'um too...I guess only Dads have them. Tin foil huh? Guess I'll have to try it. Tara
Sounds like you are getting him wrapped around your paw.
You are so beautiful! Those ears! I like to chew on tin foil but I always get in trouble for it...
Oh, that wasn't flattery, Kaze. Flattery is insincere, and the Tall Man meant every word of it. (and he's right about you too)
foil? shiny is good, but duzzn't foil feel yucky on yur teefs?
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