Thirteen things I do just to freak the Lap Lady out

(This isn't an offical Thursday Thirteen, I was just in the mood for it this week)

1. Stare at her while she's eating.
2. Meow in a really soft "mrruf" while she's eating. Then purr at her.
3. Realse the stink. I did this to the Tall Man last night. I know I have a toxic waste problem but its funny to see them react.
4. Knock stuff over in other rooms then act like I couldn't possibly have been at the scene of the crime because I'm faster than the speed of light.
5. While I'm purring normally sometimes I kick it into overdrive super loud purr and its like I'm on Chase's shrooms or something.
6. Stalk Chase and then mount him. I know I'm a girl cat and he's a boy cat but it really freaks the Lap Lady out!
7. Not eat my stinky goodness. Its nice for her to have to sit and pet me while I eat after chasing me around the house 5 times trying to get me to eat it.
8. Not eat treats. I know perfectly well how to eat them and they're tasty. Sometimes its more fun to have her feed me one by one.
9. Suddenly climb her while she's holding me. I'll have a burst of energy, dig my claws in, and make it to her shoulders.
10. Stretch out my full length. Its just not natural for a cat to be as long and skinny as I am.
11. Drop my jaw. It looks cool and creepy when I just open my mouth a tiny hair. It also looks like I'm possessed at night when my eyes are really dark.
12. Climb across the door moulding. Its a perfect way to freak her out when she looks up and sees me on a 2" wide piece of trim. She can't yell at me, I might fall down.
13. Not greet her at the door. Sometimes I'm just sleeping really soundly and its more fun to see her frantically search the house to make sure I'm OK.


Gemini said...

Chey is taking notes...

Dragonheart said...

Very cool! I'll have to remember these if I want to try to freak out my humans. Although I already do 3. We Sphynx have fast metabolisms, so we do tend to be stinky. *blush*

Junior said...

Some of those would definitely freak my Meowm out. But you better be careful......Santa is watching and Christmas is right around the corner!

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

Our MamaKitty would totally freak out with your freak-outs. Great ideas - can we borrow some???
China Cat & Willow

Morgen said...

That was a great Thursday Thirteen!
I think you should do this on a regular basis, Kaze!
our TT #12 is up at
Purrchance To Dream
This week, we did Random Things, about the whole Purrchance gang, so everybody could get to know us better.
Happy TT!
~Not The Mama

Morgen said...

ps we realized we didn't have a link to you, so we added one today

Cecilia, The 2Bs & LT said...

Kaze, you sound like a high maintenance cat, just like Bubbles. Bubbles requires more attention than all the cats I've ever had, combined! But I love him like crazy.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Oh yes, I'm VERY high maintenance. I must have attention at all times!


The Meezers said...

we maded notes - we haf done some of this stuff 'afore, but there's some new ones in there that are really good ideas.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

hehehe - poor Chase!

One-Eyed Jack said...

All this ribbon tying torture of kitties has GOT to STOP!!!!

I think it's time to redouble your efforts with these 'freak out the Lap Lady' techniques!

PS. I do a lot of these too. It's so much FUN to watch them squirm!!!

Max said...

Heh. I do the #11 thing, too. The Woman just says "Oh close your miuth" because after years she finally realized there was nothing WRONG with me...

Lux said...

Ha! Silky does that sometimes with the slightly open mouth, especially when she's been playing and is all excited still!

Catzee said...

I'm takin' notes! Fink some of this stuff would work on Rascal?