11.02.2006

No attention!

Its pretty obvious to me there is a severe lack of attention/affection given to me. I purr constantly, I snuggle, I give lovey eyes, etc. I'm a freaking love machine! In return I get some lap time, some hugs, snuggles at night, but its not enough I tell you!

My first concern is with the Lap Lady & her eating habits. Mostly, why would she eat when she could be petting or playing with me? I think she should cut back on her food rations until she behaves. I sit there staring and purring at her trying to make her feel guilty but she keeps on eating.

After she gets back from work and the horsey she needs to feed ME. That is simple logic, I'm STARVING to death, feed the poor skinny crying cat for crying out loud! And she must be sure to stick around so that I don't get distracted and let one of the other cats eat my food. She's a food attendent, its not that hard to do your job!

Then, she needs to wave the wand toy around for an hour. I'll bring it over to her. Heck, I'll cry at the clost where I know it lives. I'm fairly picky about which toy but honestly, once its flying in through the air I'll leap after it no matter what. I've killed most of my wand toys in protest of her not waving them around enough. Latte can play a little but only when I need to catch my breath.

After that, I need my lap snuggling and scratching. This is where all of her attention must be focused on me. She must look at me, talk to me, scratch my ears, snuggle closer, and completely ignore the light box and the Tall Man. Its all about me at this point and I expect her to be fully focused.

Its a simple plan, I'm not sure why she doesn't understand. Only after I've been adored should she be allowed to eat, talk to others, go to the people litter box, etc. I even let her sleep at night and take care of snuggling her myself. Really I'm a very giving cat but you must give me love if you want to get love from me.

10 comments:

The Meezers said...

you need to post your rules. she needs to memorize them.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you still have some work to do to train your Mom. We wish our Mom would pay as much attention to us as she does to the computer.

Junior said...

I just don't know what to tell you. I am not much of a snuggler so I don't quite understand your needs and issues. But I do understand needing to be fed first and foremost. That should come first no matter what!

Merlin said...

Why do beans not follow simple rules? It's not that difficult, really. I don't know what's wrong with her. Maybe you should put her on strict restrictions until she straightens up and flies right!

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Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

I don't know why peeple even bother livving with cats if they arnt preepared to spend 20 howrs a day snuggling with us. I have ikzaktly the same problim.

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Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we got a Lady who'll stop doin' anyfing ta love us an do stuff fur us...WHEN SHE'S HOME, THAT IS! whut good duz it do ta haf a well trained purrson if THEY'RE NEFFUR HOME LONG ENUF?

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Those am good rules. Mom says yur rules efun apply to humans.
You are jus like us too - we make our humans play wif the wand fing wif us for as long as we can.

Anonymous said...

This all sounds very fair to me, Kaze. Why isn't the Lap Lady getting it?