8.25.2006

Life with a cone

So, as this thing doesn't seem to come off (I've tried!!!) I'm learning to adapt. I'm using it to get lots of sympathy from the Lap Lady and even the Tall Man. He let me sit in his lap yesterday. I find that you have to use the most pathetic look you can and add that "you're killing me" look. This makes the people melt and give you what you want. So far I've been served sub par stinky goodness that I usually would have just eaten. Now I find I can send it back and get whatever I'm in the mood for.

I took Trixie's advice and changed it a little bit. Instead of yelling in the Lap Lady's face, I forced my way under the covers and started to burrow into her tummy with the cone. She found this most uncomfortable and I felt pleased.

8 comments:

The Meezers said...

Oh cool - we tolded Trixie what you did and she laughed and said "good job Kaze!. She also said that you should make it look like you can't get your head into the stinky goodness bowl so that they has to feed you wif a spoon.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

and can ya whimper? i got the pathetic whimper purrfected fur when i wants sumfin really bad.
Cocoa

Bonnie Underfoot said...

That'll work. Make them pay! I swear, my incision had to be 3 or 4 times the length of yours. Where did my vet learn anatomy?!?!

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

It is possible to pimp yer cone so that it looks a littul nicer and becomes a fashun aksessery insted of just a stoopid thing arownd yer nek? Yoo know, like maybe adding some pink mariboo fethers, or rinestones, or glitter? That's whut I wood do if I got sprayed and had to ware a cone.

Zeus said...

I don't remember anyone babying me concerning the hoohaectomy. Don't get me wrong: milk this for all it's worth, but there's part of me that's slightly envious.

There, I said it...

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Pour pour kaze. at leest yer gettin spoiled. I luv skeezixs idea to "pimp yer cone"....make it into a vary nice neklace and of corse use up all the spoils why yoo can!

Rascal said...

Kaze that cone has got to go. Use all the good advice given here by all these good Cats and you will probably be able to get them to take that thing off. And the sooner the better.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

You shuld tell yur humans to go to Wegmans and get you the GOOD stinky goodness. The Ham kind is speshully good.